i heart korean girl groups

so it started with tell me...


and then nobody...


and now gee!


WHERE CAN I DL THESE SONGS?!

i can't stop!!! these korean girl groups have cast a spell on me, it is like crack cocaine. one hit and you're hooked. everywhere i go it is like GEE GEE GEE GEE, NUMI NUMI NO NO NO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING BUT I WILL DO IT.

sometimes i think i am gay.

p.s. does anyone know any good chinese girl groups? so maybe i can understand something?

p.p.s. sorry this post is not very entertaining. but this blog is about my life. and my life right now is GEE GEE GEE.

timeline [part2]...

before i begin my timeline, i thought this little factoid was also pertinent: i am slightly ignorant and racist. this is how i view the world...

also, it has come to my attention, that taiwan is not pictured. i guess whoever created the picture did not find taiwan important enough to put on here. but you can put taiwan with the motherland bc we all know that they are one and the same. :P


and now, part2 of my timeline. from my first collegiate experience to present...

• fall 2005 - begin freshmen year at tech. find that not only are the girls here ugly, but the guys are quite queer too. hate school, hate classes, hate tech, hate life. love crc. also, find the most disgusting thing ever in the history of mankind.
  
  somehow, i feel the sign did not help...
  
  
• spring 2006 - faint in the dining hall. asked by police officer if i am taking an narcotics. lunch ladies start being nice to me.
  
  
• end of spring 2006 - gain obscene amounts of poundage and age considerably due to the
  stress and rigors of school...
  
  
  
• summer 2006 - meet the GLs. who are the GLs? they are the people that would kill me if i did not write about them. my world is turned upside down. don't let their innocent faces trick you...
  
  
  
• fall 2006 - make a few friends...
  
  
  
• spring 2007 - hit rock bottom; just all around failing everything...
  
  
  
• 2007 - more failure...
  
  
  
• 2008 - i think you get the picture...
  
  
  

so hopefully you kinda get the gist of what my life is like. from here on out, i will write about things that happen in my life, more failures as they occur, and elaborate on my hatred for all things indian, afrikano, fat, stupid, etc.

until next time, have a fabulous friday!

and so it begins...

hello. my name is john wang. and these are the unedited and completely biased tellings of the shortcomings and failures of a little chinese boy... i am a student at georgia tech and hopefully graduating spring of this semester. i like some things and hate many things. i am very racist and very angry all the time.

i have wanted to start a blog for quite some time now. i had a xanga in the past. from there i moved to facebook notes (which wasn't really much of a blog). and now i am deciding to start here at blogger. the ultimate dream is to be able to create my own blog, but for now, it is too much work and i am too lazy...

for those of you that don't know me (of course, i dont know why you'd read this if you didn't know me), i will give you a brief timeline of my life...

• feb. 17, 1987 - an accident by the name of john wang is born. yes, my mother told me i was an accident. she was in college at the time with my father and both poor. they moved to america shortly after, leaving me in china due to financial reasons only to begrudgingly come back 4 years later to take me with them...
• early 90s - i move to america. not knowing the letter M, i point at a huge mcdonalds sign and proclaim proudly, "mommy, that 3 is sideways!" my mother tells me to stfu and stop embarrassing her...
• jan. 16, 1992 - my sister is born. my world is ruined. she is the more favored, cuter, smarter, stronger, more athletic and much more successful version of me. i am no longer allowed to eat at the dinner table...
• spring 1997 - i receive my first B. i am told to refer to my parents as mr. and mrs. wang.
• fall 2001 - i begin my first day at parkview high school. my hatred for several different races begins. namely indians, vietcongs, mexicanos, nubians, and the like.
• spring 2002 - i become 2nd chair in my school's orchestra. i am then swiftly beaten for not being first.
• summer 2004 - i receive a car.
• summer 2004, 5 minutes later - i am told to chauffeur my sister to ice skating practice.
• spring 2005 - i am accepted into the georgia institute of technology. my happiness ends.

and that is the end of part1 of my timeline. part2 will be written in the next post and continue with my collegiate failures until present day.

as you can see on the right hand side, i have created a list of things i like and things i do not like. these will be updated as i discover more things that i like/dislike. as i learn more about this blogger, hopefully i can make this a little more personal. until then, have a wonderful wednesday!

oh, btw. please comment with any ideas or suggestions on how to make this blog better. or just to tell me how beautiful i am. no seriously, i might cry if i don't get any comments. seriously...

_edit_ so i figured out that not everyone could post a comment. but now i've changed the settings so everyone that has a name can leave a comment. yay for me and you!