argh at my sister...

so my sister got in trouble for the first time ever today.. something about not doing her SAT practice.. as punishment she got her phone taken up and i decided to rib her a little bit as i was driving her home from the ice rink...

me: hey wendy, call mommy and tell her we're coming home. oh wait...
groundedgirl: ha ha. very funny...
me: so what happened? why'd you get your phone taken up? you just didn't do your work?
groundedgirl: yea, i was tired. mommy said i was turning into you.
me: whaaat?! what's that supposed to mean?!
groundedgirl: she said, "i thought i could trust you wendy. but you've turned lazy like your brother."
me: ads;flkj. fml. dude dude dude, i'm not laaazy.
groundedgirl: yes you are, all you do is sleep and eat my snacks and then eat more after you nap.
me: fml. ok, you win this one..

later on...

me: dude, just cuz i'm lazy doesn't make me a bad person.
groundedgirl: suure. i know about all the things you've done...
me: what things?! what are you talking about!!!
groundedgirl: just things, you knowwww

awkward silence...

me: you know i've never done drugs right? YOU SHOULD NEVER DO DRUGS. YOU SHOULD STAY IN SCHOOL. NEVER SKIP SCHOOL. NEVER BE LAZY.
groundedgirl: you did though!
me: WHAAAT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LIES. ALL LIES. WENDY DO YOU THINK I DO DRUGS? DO I LOOK LIKE A CRACKHEAD TO YOU?!
groundedgirl: no, but you look like a marijuana head to me...
me: A;DLSFKJ WHAT IS A MARIJAUANA HEAD. HOW DO I LOOK LIKE ONE, ASD;FLKJ ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!? *deep breath* *deep breath* wendy, look at me, i have never in my life done any drugs...
groundedgirl: john, i know you're lying! you always have a smirk when you lie. say that again without smirking!
me: what smirk?! .. wendy, i have nev
groundedgirl: smirk!
me: i hate you.

siigh, apparently marijuana head is what the kids call potheads nowadays...

costa, pt 2. and superbackgroundMVguy...

so let's just forget that previous video post ever happened. k, thanks.

so anyways, today i helped make a MV...

its always been one of my life goals has been to be in the background of a MV.. and now i can check that baby off.. next up on my list of life goals.. become black and dunk... ok, not really...

also. HE DID NOT TELL US THIS SONG WAS ABOUT 9/11. otherwise we would not have been so immature! aaargh at him, i thought it was a happy song.. well, maybe not exactly a happy song, but you know...


oh, and costa pt. 2...
first day at the airport.. i got there a lil early...
and prepared for mexican-flu...

could my eyes get any smaller?

one thing i was not prepared for was our destination...

my mom thinks i went to an island south of FL. why? bc thats what i thought too...

so i get off the plane and this is my first view of costa...

i was kinda expecting girls in straw skirts...

so we get to costa and get some good ol' fashioned costa rican food...

guanaburger! most amazing burger ever...

first stop, petting zoo!

the animals do not like the chinamen...

i shoulda taken a hint from the goats that chanks were not welcome in costa.. bc i went to a elementary school to bring good spirits and laughter.. instead i get...

ridiculed and mocked and pelted with water balloons...
as you can see from my shirt, i was thoroughly soaked..

and then they make fun of my squinty eyes...

and make fun of my long girly hair...

but seirously though, these kids were the cutest things in the world. i miss them so much...

can you guess which was my fave?

if you guessed blue scrunchie, you were right! heart.

why was she my fave? outside of that amazinglycutiegirl smile... she was a really good color.. see that? got the beauty and the brains, i am not supershallowguy!!!

everything in the lines, nothing grossly miscolored...

as opposed to...

wtf is that even supposed to be? mud on a cake? fail.

also, she does this cutie pose when she takes pics...

heart.

but the other kids were cutie too, they made me cry when i left...

heart. i want a little costa rican...

yayy for cutie little kids. lava them so much...
until next time, please remember, help control the pet population - have your pet spade or neutered...

costa, pt1.

so the hiatus ended quickly. yes, i am weird.

so since i came back from costa, the first thing pple say when they see me is. daaaang. you got dark.
then they ask me what i did in costa. to which i usually i respond, not much, just tanned. but that is very far from the truth. i did everything in costa. e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g. i dont know why i did that, it just felt right, don't think about it...

anyways.. everything does not mean i had fun...

for instance, one thing i did was.. go to an internet cafe...


then.. i helped fill 300 water balloons...


then.. i went to this amazing amusement park...


moving on to day 3.. i took a ride in costa rican marta...

and got stuck in the middle of nowhere. basically, this is where the hills have eyes and the tourists get picked off one by one. unfortunately there was no black guy in our group, so i didn't know who would die first...


but its cool, cuz i found a cow.


but yea, so those were most of the things i did in costa. pretty exciting. also, i dont know if i mentioned this yet, but costa is hot. how hot?


very hot. but its cool, we found ways to keep ourselves cool...



so this is the first installment of the costa series. and the last one with videos. i realize its a lot harder to blog with videos when i am lazy and i have crappy internet at home.. also, this post was kinda lame. sorry. anyways, the next entry will be all pics and hopefully be ultra hilariousness again..

until next time, have a terrific tuesday.

costa.

can i stay here forever?

so i'm heading to costa rica...

so i'm going to costa rica tomorrow with my BFF to visit my other BFF along with a few other people. i'll be there from the 7th till the 16th, and i'm pretty freakin' excited. except for one thing...
"Rice and beans are the bases of Costa Rican meals -- all three of them."

for those of you that know me, i hate mexican rice and beans. when i go to mexican restaurants, i eat my burrito like a good boy and do not touch the rest. i always ask for another side, but they never have any available. sadness.

at least i'll lose weight there... bc i surely did not lose any weight on my costa diet. i'll be bringing my laptop so hopefully i'll be able to liveblog while there.. but i'll prob be too busy studying or catching up on my reading...

so until next time, seeu!

things i have learned at tech...

so i'll put up graduation pics later as i collect them from other pple. as for now, i want to share with you some of the things i learned from my time at tech.. which was not much..

i think that the most important thing i think i learned was that not all indians and southeast asians (which we will call viets for short) are uglies... there are actually cuties from those places! it was so hard for me to believe for the longest time. ever since high school, i thought all viets looked like...

yes, i have made mistakes in my past. i was young. forgive me?

so uglies that i am having headaches when they are near...

sad day.

and all indians looked like...

but with boobs.

or like...

how can you love someone in al-qaeda?

i thought they were all so uglies that i had to hide my face in public places...

sigh at me.

but then at tech, i met some indians that almost rival princess jasmine...

surprisingly, they do not smell like curry...

although sometimes, they are too cute.. and they shun my advancements...

now i know how it feels to have someone make that face while taking a picture...

and i also met some cutie viets...

i am not having to hide my face!

no headaches!

i mean, just look at that QT-pie!

i am hoping she is texting me for a hot date!!!

while tech has turned my indian/viet world upside down... i am still certain of one thing about the taiwanese.. they are still the dumbest of them all.. how do i know this? we all made bracelets at this tech thingy. they all said "GT" on them...

well, the only taiwanese person in our group made one too.. his did not say GT...

i like to think that its bc the taiwanese are just a backwards people...

hilarious guy. that is all. graduation pics soon! until then, seeu!

this is the end...

i have never been sadder in my life...

how can you not be sad after looking at this picture?