goodbye world...

so i'm going to china today.. prob won't be able to update there... until then, have marvelous mondays, terrific tuesdays, wonderful wednesdays, thrilling thursdays, fabulous fridays, satisfactory saturdays and super sundays until i return! which will be july 22nd...

i will leave you with this.. today, was the last day of happyness. the happyness of john and the GLs. to the best friends ever. <3.

did i tell you how pretty you guys looked today? :P

the end.

so i'm going back to the motherland...

so this coming sunday, i'm going back to the motherland... so i'll be gone from the 28th till the 22nd of july... and from what i hear, blogger is blocked in china? so i'm guessing i won't be liveblogging while i'm there. sad day.

i think i was born in a field similar to this. but with watermelon.

i'm pretty excited about going back to china. i haven't gone back since before college started. i wanna go back and basically turn into a fob.. or into the pple on asianposes.com.. thats the site i mentioned last post. its basically about all the cutie poses that asian girls do.. so far, there's 27 of them...

peace, shh, begging, glasses, claws, pigtails, pictureframe, pleading, louder, fighting, punch callme, bang, confusion, pray, kiss, point, bigheart, pillow, surprise, daydream, hey, heart, cat, ok, salute, and thepuffyginaface...

one day, i hope to complete my own asian poses collage... so far i've only got a few.. i know i have more, but none that are worthy of being on asianposes.com... but dont worry, i'll have plenty of chances in the motherland...

gonna replace those fobby poses with fobbier poses...

on a more important note. i have this thing called google analytics. it tells me how many pple go to my blog and from where. for instance, in about the last month and a half, about 500 pple have visited from the U.S... and about 560 have visitied worldwide... of those 60 visits worldwide, i have a few from korea (south, not north korea...), taiwan, france, germany, etc..
of those 60 though, 30 have come from malaysia.. 27 from petaling jaya and 3 from kuala lumur. both of those cities happen to be very close to each other, so i tend to think its one person. one supercutiemalaysiangirl!
anyways, here are her hits for the past month.. she basically came to my site everyday even when i didn't update for a few weeks.. you can see her gradual interest in my site. first one hit, then when she had more time she was able to go through more pages and read through all of them. then gradually just went once a day to see if i updated.. on june 1st, when she didn't go to my site, i had a few hits from kuala lumpur, so she prob went out to another part of town..

what a cutie girl, my #1 fan not in the U.S...

but.. i'm a little worried, bc if you look, past june 13th.. she.. stopped coming...

where are you?!?!

i am loving you so much malaycutie! are you from the red light district?! i know prostitution is rampant there. if you can get by a computer, my email is superstrongjohn@gmail.com! email me!!! I WILL SAVE YOU!!! you are worrying me so hard. i hope you are ok! one email is all i neeed.

if anyone knows who this person is, please contact me.. you may be saving a life! hopefully, i'll be able to take a side trip while i'm in china to save my true love...

things that annoy me: my conscience

so why do i hate my conscience? for several reasons. one, it is a super freakin' hard word to spell, it took me like 5 tries to get it right...

anyways, the main reason it annoys me is bc it makes me do things that i do not want to do and say things that i do not want to say. i wish i had no shame and could just say whatever was on my mind. lots of times pple will annoy me and they will be like, what's that matter? i will be like, don't worry about it.. it's fineeeeee.. when really...

this is what i really think when i talk to you.

for instance...
if i saw this in real life.. i would say, good morning! but inside i am thinking, damn, you ugly.

rise and shine sleeping beauty...

asdf;lkj. my conscience is already impeding me from finishing this post. i want to have all these pictures of pple with what i think and what i really say. but it would be too mean. so instead i'm going to combine this with another post i had planned on doing...

a friend of mine recently directed me to asianposes.com. i dont' know if you've been there but it is ultra hilarity and filled with asians and.. their poses. anyways, i wanted to basically do a collage of me doing different poses. but then i realized.. i've already got pictures of me doing like half these poses...

pose#1: v sign.. i think every asian has done this one already... so no need to show this one...
pose#4: adjusting glasses...

ok ok, pretty cute, but... i dont know if it's half as hot as mine...

damn. what a hunk.

ok, actually, this is going to take too long and i'm tired. so i'll finish up the asian poses later.

so i totally destroyed my diet...

but its all good. gotta celebrate my boy kobe winning! so as you probably all know, kobe got his 4th championship and i celebrated by eating an arby's roast beef w/ curly fries and mozarella sticks. then i came home and had 2 cokes. don't judge me.

so you know how the tvs changed to digital on friday? and about 2.8 million households were reportedly not ready? well, the wang family was one of those 2.8 million...

man, they weren't kidding this time...

and yes, that is aluminum foil on the antennae. don't judge us. anyways, so that meant, i wouldn't be able to watch game 5!!! but its all good cuz i went to taco mac and watched it alone at the bar. ok, not really, i got some arbys and took advantage of a taiwanese kid (jk, lava you taiwan!!!)...
and then i went home and read this article about the game...

"The Orlando Magic have endured their share of shaky runs this postseason. They coughed up an 18-point lead with less than a minute remaining in the third quarter to lose their playoff opener. They were painfully close to taking a 3-2 series lead home to Orlando when they led by 10 points with fewer than five minutes remaining in Game 4 of their conference semifinal against Boston, but faltered down the stretch. For sheer drama, those late-game meltdowns were spectacular, but the run that proved to be fatal was the 16-0 run they surrendered to the Lakers in the second quarter of Game 5 Sunday night."

where was i during this 16-0 run? NOT WATCHING THE GAME THATS WHAT. what was i doing?

let's just say my face feels really smooth right now?
don't judge me.

so yea, i took a mud bath in costa and decided it was time to upgrade to a cucumber something facemask thingy.. i'm not quite sure what they're called. but gosh darn it i love smooth skin. does that make me gay?

oh well, so my kobe won and that's all that matters. poor magic. i really liked their team too, if it wasn't for kobe, i woulda rooted for them. siigh at the magic and their failures. esp their fans.. not the brightest pple in the world...

it's even funnier how the friend pretends not to notice...

also, i've added a little "random link" thingy on column on the right of little funny things i find here and there. it's linked from my google reader so you can check that out if you want. i don't get money on it so its whatever. :P.
and lastly, i've been getting a lot of adds on twitter from physical trainers and dieter pple.. has anyone else had that problem? is this twitter's way of telling me to that i'm fat? :(.

ok, that's all for now. hope everyone has a marvelous monday. seeu!

so this is what my family thinks of me...

so i always knew my family did not like me very much. i mean, from what my mom said to my sister a few weeks ago (you're turning into your brother, lazy).. but nothing could prepare me for this text msg...

:(.

sigh at life. this made me cry a little. i mean, i knew i was worthless, but damn.
and now just some random pictures from my phone.. including these texts b/w me and my sister...

i know that deep down, she loves me...

you know what makes me happy?

trays of brownies. mmm.

mm, so in chinese class, the only word i remember is "mai cun." which means to prostitute...

apparently mai cun is a top growing industry..
maybe i should get into that.. i am always naked...

and lastly...

i just thought the "hi" was cute...

and that is all for this thrilling thursday. oh, and if you have not, you need to watch UP and hangover. hiiiiiiilarious. also, if you have a job for me, that would be great. k, thaaaaanks.

a mundane monday...

so i've basically been sucking at life and wasting space ever since costa... nothing happened and i got no new pictures...

but i do have a couple anecdotes...

so one day i'm eating with a friend and she goes to go throw away the trash. when she comes back...
friend: john, you know how you're so shallow?
me: uhh, i have no idea what you're talking about...
friend: shut up. anyways, when i was throwing away the trash, i was thinking to myself. gosh, he's probably judging my thighs and my butt right now. he's prob thinking to himself, dang, how did she get so fat.
me: ... i'm not shallow!!!
friend: lies!

ok, so it was a lie. :P


ok, story 2. so i'm trying to find a job and i applied for this one position. even wrote a nice little coverletter and what not. here is a portion of that cover letter. see if you can find which sentence does not belong.

I feel that my work experience coupled with what I have learned at Georgia Tech make me a good match for this position. I love my sister very much. I have had a collective two years of internship experience with much experience in process improvement: identifying areas of process improvement, creating and implementing solutions for wasted movement, and also creating process maps to standardize work.

I LOVE MY SISTER VERY MUCH. REALLY. REALLY. so turns out, while i stepped out of my room, my sister decided it would be soooo funny to put her own little input into my cover letter. ARGH AT HER. this is why she is no longer in my list of things that i like section...

now, if you'll excuse me, i have to go bury her in a ditch somewhere...

also, she just made me spill coke on my laptop. fml. i did not even get to drink any. although, i wouldn't have drank it if she offered. i am ultra good dieting guy!

ok, that is all for this mundane monday. have a good one! seeu!

costa, pt 3

so i finally found a better way to upload pics.. and finally, here is costa, pt. 3.

to start off, all the different pple in the trip...

james, gina, me, grace, and stephan

so what kinda stuff did i do in costa? well, for starters, i conquered...

the mountains...

the skies...

the waters...

the tubes...


the horses...


some more mountains...

the modeling scene...

and of course, the waves...

ok, so the waves conquered me...

along with a few other things, including...

the drinks...

the saunas...


the mudbaths...


the whiteman...


the transportation systems...


and the gina... seriously, who does that?!

and now a series of pictures that i cannot correlate into any story whatsoever.. just some good ol' fun in costa...

the mudbaths were.. quite an experience...

this is they got the mud from.. i think... i hope not...


it was a sort of you brush my back, i'll brush yours...

sometimes it got a little out of hand, i know james just wanted to touch me..

gina thought she was the hulk or something...


err...

stephan got conquered by the sun...


poor guy. :(.


im guessing he's trying to cool off?

why yes ladies, you may you this as your desktop background...

best frands.

yay.

she thinks she's cute or something...

so does she...


so the costa waters weren't the clearest...


sulfur river? or something.. isn't sulfur an acid? doesn't that kill pple?


oh well, i still jumped in..

so gina isn't very graceful...


wee.

GL^2.

dude, these trees were freakin' scary and painful! don't touch...

ants! we don't have this in america...

err...

dressin' up like the locals... or more like gina...

why yes, i do think i'm pretty fly...

james met one of the native girls...

just kidding. we made some friends!

watermelon smoothie!!! best thing everrrrrr.

professional surfer...

professional beach babes...

yay.

not so yay.


wow, is this a surfer ad? daaang, look at that body...

best frands.

pura vida.

seashell beach!

hey look, lebron, i can do it too! you know what else i can do? sit at home and watch kobe in the finals...

crabs.

so, have you ever wondered how you can ruin sunsets?

i think gina got it down pretty well..

why yes, you are in the middle of my photograph.

much better. :P

mm...

best frands.

err...

komodo dragon! ok, not really, but you know...

mmm...

en feugo.

best frands.

i got a little sunburnt.

this is how you know they are your best frands.

took a sidetrip to philly...


so it got a little hot and sweaty...

jk! its costa rican AC!!!

she did not like that very much...

actually, this is real costa rican AC... for real...

whyyy?!

mm, iced teas! kind of...

more en feugo.

best frands + local boy.

yayy for costa. excitement. ok that is all.. have a wonderful wednesday.. seeu!