things that annoy me: china

so i recently got back from china and i must say it was possibly the worst vacation i'd ever been on. so much so that instead of going first into detail about what i did, i feel i must first write this post about the annoyance of china and chinamen/women...

one of the things that annoys me about chinese pple is how they all think they're so freakin' smart. i mean, all through school, chinamen are always getting good grades and solving math problems ridiculously quickly. that's bc in between playing pokemon, their parents are forcing them to study SAT and math. if white people spent as much time on studying they'd be just as smart. maybe even latinos and native americans.
either way, i'm convinced chinese people are some of the dumbest people in the world. take the invention of the chopsticks, quite possibly the stupidest eating utensil in the world. i mean seriously.. what kind of eating utensil has a learning curve? aren't tools supposed to make things easier for you? instead chinese pple invent something that makes eating so difficult that it requires instructions on how to use...

and this doesn't even include how you're supposed to pick up your food...

you know what instructions you need when you get a fork?

simple. smart.

and then there's the thing of fireworks and the great wall.. chinese people were sooo smart in inventing fireworks and deciding that they were perfect for "where they were first used to frighten away evil spirits with their loud sound and also to pray for happiness and prosperity." here's a thought, how about using those loud sounds and frightening away freakin' genghis khan? instead chinamen decide to build a wall.
how effective was this wall? well, for one it didn't help as china was consistently getting its ass beat by every nation known to man. and also... "In 2009, an additional 180 miles of previously undetected portions of the wall, built during the Ming Dynasty, were discovered... The sections had been submerged over time by sandstorms that moved across the arid region ." how effective can a wall be if it can be submerged by sand?!
btw. all my info is from wikipedia and therefore fact. k, thanks.

now some of you might be thinking.. at least the people there are skinny.. to which i say false. contrary to popular belief, asians can be fat. and by fat i mean..

i can't believe we're related...

seriously, i can't even get a picture of her without food somewhere in the picture.. plus i had to fit in the back of a QQ (smallest car in the world)..

with her and this other fatty...

i did not enjoy this picture. or those car rides.

another thing that annoys me is china's fear of the sun. they go everywhere with umbrellas and wear long sleeves in the summer to protect themselves from getting tan...

i mean, its kinda understandable bc in most asian cultures, being pale is a sign of beauty. being tan means that you worked in the fields and were poor. so i understand it being a cultural thing, but sometimes, they take it too far...

WHERE IS THE EFFING SUN?!

not only are asian ridiculously retarded, they are also beyond boring. going to china i figured everyone taking pictures would look like...

boy was i wrong...

what do real asians look like when they take pictures? like they're about to get shot..

can this picture get any more boring?

you're probably wondering why i'm being boring just like them. well, its bc i actually was hoping i'd get shot.. asian picture taking is mostly mind-boggling...

the picture taker poses more than the picture person...

going with the boring theme.. chanks really don't know how to have fun... for instance, here is the bird's nest...

it's pretty cool to look at...

but people actually pay to go inside... and look at an empty stadium.. you wanna know what it looks like? take this picture..

and take away everything exciting in it. take away the people, the lights, the everything..

waiting in line to be disappointed...

seriously, would you pay to go inside philips arena to take a tour of empty seats? i barely go to hawks games and now you want me to go when nothing is going on?! what is wrong with these people!

also, chinese people have no shame...

i hope he gets cancer.

that is all. next post will be able what i enjoyed about my time in china.
have a marvelous monday.