costa, pt 3

so i finally found a better way to upload pics.. and finally, here is costa, pt. 3.

to start off, all the different pple in the trip...

james, gina, me, grace, and stephan

so what kinda stuff did i do in costa? well, for starters, i conquered...

the mountains...

the skies...

the waters...

the tubes...


the horses...


some more mountains...

the modeling scene...

and of course, the waves...

ok, so the waves conquered me...

along with a few other things, including...

the drinks...

the saunas...


the mudbaths...


the whiteman...


the transportation systems...


and the gina... seriously, who does that?!

and now a series of pictures that i cannot correlate into any story whatsoever.. just some good ol' fun in costa...

the mudbaths were.. quite an experience...

this is they got the mud from.. i think... i hope not...


it was a sort of you brush my back, i'll brush yours...

sometimes it got a little out of hand, i know james just wanted to touch me..

gina thought she was the hulk or something...


err...

stephan got conquered by the sun...


poor guy. :(.


im guessing he's trying to cool off?

why yes ladies, you may you this as your desktop background...

best frands.

yay.

she thinks she's cute or something...

so does she...


so the costa waters weren't the clearest...


sulfur river? or something.. isn't sulfur an acid? doesn't that kill pple?


oh well, i still jumped in..

so gina isn't very graceful...


wee.

GL^2.

dude, these trees were freakin' scary and painful! don't touch...

ants! we don't have this in america...

err...

dressin' up like the locals... or more like gina...

why yes, i do think i'm pretty fly...

james met one of the native girls...

just kidding. we made some friends!

watermelon smoothie!!! best thing everrrrrr.

professional surfer...

professional beach babes...

yay.

not so yay.


wow, is this a surfer ad? daaang, look at that body...

best frands.

pura vida.

seashell beach!

hey look, lebron, i can do it too! you know what else i can do? sit at home and watch kobe in the finals...

crabs.

so, have you ever wondered how you can ruin sunsets?

i think gina got it down pretty well..

why yes, you are in the middle of my photograph.

much better. :P

mm...

best frands.

err...

komodo dragon! ok, not really, but you know...

mmm...

en feugo.

best frands.

i got a little sunburnt.

this is how you know they are your best frands.

took a sidetrip to philly...


so it got a little hot and sweaty...

jk! its costa rican AC!!!

she did not like that very much...

actually, this is real costa rican AC... for real...

whyyy?!

mm, iced teas! kind of...

more en feugo.

best frands + local boy.

yayy for costa. excitement. ok that is all.. have a wonderful wednesday.. seeu!

argh at my sister...

so my sister got in trouble for the first time ever today.. something about not doing her SAT practice.. as punishment she got her phone taken up and i decided to rib her a little bit as i was driving her home from the ice rink...

me: hey wendy, call mommy and tell her we're coming home. oh wait...
groundedgirl: ha ha. very funny...
me: so what happened? why'd you get your phone taken up? you just didn't do your work?
groundedgirl: yea, i was tired. mommy said i was turning into you.
me: whaaat?! what's that supposed to mean?!
groundedgirl: she said, "i thought i could trust you wendy. but you've turned lazy like your brother."
me: ads;flkj. fml. dude dude dude, i'm not laaazy.
groundedgirl: yes you are, all you do is sleep and eat my snacks and then eat more after you nap.
me: fml. ok, you win this one..

later on...

me: dude, just cuz i'm lazy doesn't make me a bad person.
groundedgirl: suure. i know about all the things you've done...
me: what things?! what are you talking about!!!
groundedgirl: just things, you knowwww

awkward silence...

me: you know i've never done drugs right? YOU SHOULD NEVER DO DRUGS. YOU SHOULD STAY IN SCHOOL. NEVER SKIP SCHOOL. NEVER BE LAZY.
groundedgirl: you did though!
me: WHAAAT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LIES. ALL LIES. WENDY DO YOU THINK I DO DRUGS? DO I LOOK LIKE A CRACKHEAD TO YOU?!
groundedgirl: no, but you look like a marijuana head to me...
me: A;DLSFKJ WHAT IS A MARIJAUANA HEAD. HOW DO I LOOK LIKE ONE, ASD;FLKJ ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!? *deep breath* *deep breath* wendy, look at me, i have never in my life done any drugs...
groundedgirl: john, i know you're lying! you always have a smirk when you lie. say that again without smirking!
me: what smirk?! .. wendy, i have nev
groundedgirl: smirk!
me: i hate you.

siigh, apparently marijuana head is what the kids call potheads nowadays...

costa, pt 2. and superbackgroundMVguy...

so let's just forget that previous video post ever happened. k, thanks.

so anyways, today i helped make a MV...

its always been one of my life goals has been to be in the background of a MV.. and now i can check that baby off.. next up on my list of life goals.. become black and dunk... ok, not really...

also. HE DID NOT TELL US THIS SONG WAS ABOUT 9/11. otherwise we would not have been so immature! aaargh at him, i thought it was a happy song.. well, maybe not exactly a happy song, but you know...


oh, and costa pt. 2...
first day at the airport.. i got there a lil early...
and prepared for mexican-flu...

could my eyes get any smaller?

one thing i was not prepared for was our destination...

my mom thinks i went to an island south of FL. why? bc thats what i thought too...

so i get off the plane and this is my first view of costa...

i was kinda expecting girls in straw skirts...

so we get to costa and get some good ol' fashioned costa rican food...

guanaburger! most amazing burger ever...

first stop, petting zoo!

the animals do not like the chinamen...

i shoulda taken a hint from the goats that chanks were not welcome in costa.. bc i went to a elementary school to bring good spirits and laughter.. instead i get...

ridiculed and mocked and pelted with water balloons...
as you can see from my shirt, i was thoroughly soaked..

and then they make fun of my squinty eyes...

and make fun of my long girly hair...

but seirously though, these kids were the cutest things in the world. i miss them so much...

can you guess which was my fave?

if you guessed blue scrunchie, you were right! heart.

why was she my fave? outside of that amazinglycutiegirl smile... she was a really good color.. see that? got the beauty and the brains, i am not supershallowguy!!!

everything in the lines, nothing grossly miscolored...

as opposed to...

wtf is that even supposed to be? mud on a cake? fail.

also, she does this cutie pose when she takes pics...

heart.

but the other kids were cutie too, they made me cry when i left...

heart. i want a little costa rican...

yayy for cutie little kids. lava them so much...
until next time, please remember, help control the pet population - have your pet spade or neutered...