sb, part2...

so here is the second half of spring break...

here again, we have ultrahilariousbarney... who forgot to bring boxers to the trip...

• and then went to walmart and got the wrong size boxers...

day3. the beach...

• fattyandy breaking some more stuff...

• me sacrificing my body to feed the seagulls. gosh, i am always looking out for others!

• rofl at fattyandy sucking in his fat...

• then we decided to take a picture of everyone flexing and fattyandy is the only one without definition. love watching andy lose! he beat me at minigolf the day before so i had to beat him in something that day.

then we tried to catch some seagulls...

• both of these methods resulted in failure...

• then we decided to use cheetos as bait...

• and hiding underneath...

• so close... but still failures...

• slaves.

day4. canoeing...

• so barney is not so good at putting on sunscreen...

• we started off to happy...

• but then we got tired. :(.

day5. gettin' fat and meetin' cuties...

• went to the world's largest mcdonalds or something like that...

• it was crazy, they had cake and pasta and crazy food!

• so i got tricked into geting a buffalo chicken sandwich..

• i was not satisfied...

• so i went back and got my fave sandwich of all time, can't go wrong with a big mac! this completely destroyed my diet and now i am looking like fattyandy :(
  

after getting fatty at mcdonalds, we went on towards the rest of our adventure...

• so we met some cuties

• flaunted our "glamorous" dance moves...

• scared them off...

• and went back home...

the end. sorry, i know these last two posts were not that hilarious. but i promise they will all be hilarious from now on! until then, have a wonderful wednesday.

so sb was fun but nothing crazy happened...

don't get me wrong, i had lotsa fun. but nothing truly blog worthy... sorry!

day1. the trip begins...

• driver barney getting the munchies on the highway...

• fattyandy sleeping...

• mm, there seems to be another pair of legs down there...
  

day2. lotsa worthless pics...

• pretty plant

• alligators in FL have skills...

• man, superstrongjohn is super strong!!!

• so cutie!

• how the flags are supposed to look...

• until fattyandy tries to hang on it and breaks it with his fat...

but its ok.. bc ssj is to the rescue!!!

• i got this!

• maybe with a little help...

• almost there...

• just a little more...

• man, what a stud...

• so i got a little scared...

• ok fine, i got really scared...
  

• fail.

• its ok. looks better this way...

• this is why he is called fattyandy.
  

day3, 4, 5, coming soon! too tired of uploading now. have a terrific tuesday!

so superstrongjohn is going on sb..

and i am sure hilarity will ensue. so stay tuned to catch all the fmls and fails and pwnages of ssj...

//edit
so here i am. getting ready for the beachhhh. i woke up this morning around noon. and got my stuff together... and realized, i was not quite prepared for the beach...

• i mean, seriously. sleeves?! naw, ssj needs to show of his ssarms.

so i went through all of my shirts and...

took off the sleeves...

and so my wardrobe for this trip...

• now that's what i'm talkin' about!

(somehow, i feel i will regret this later.. when i have NO shirts to wear to anywhere else.. but i'll worry about that later...)

and my shorts for the trip?

• so i like jordan.. you know!

so what am i wearing today?

• bam. now, that's how you start off a vacation.

so i wanted to take a before pic of how pale i was, followed by an after pic of how tan i got...
well, i think the before pic is ultra fail, bc it just might be the emo-est picture i've ever taken in my life. it was not supposed to be like this, but i was in a rush and didn't get to redo.

• don't judge me. i might slit my wrists.

and also the palest parts of my body...

• just wait till i come back, i will have the tannest underarms and thighs in the world. word.

so i got the rest of my swag together...

• so i like cereal. don't judge me. one more box and i get a free t-shirt!

said goodbye to my boo

• what a cutie

and peaced out. seeu!

//editt
mike lim [Mar 17] 2:51 :the girl next to me looked at my screen and saw me looking at pictures of your armpits...FML.
she like glanced over.
and her face was like ... =O.
and quickly looked backat her screen.
ARGH.

LMAO at that!