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i have wanted to start a blog for quite some time now. i had a xanga in the past. from there i moved to facebook notes (which wasn't really much of a blog). and now i am deciding to start here at blogger. the ultimate dream is to be able to create my own blog, but for now, it is too much work and i am too lazy...
for those of you that don't know me (of course, i dont know why you'd read this if you didn't know me), i will give you a brief timeline of my life...
- feb. 17, 1987 - an accident by the name of john wang is born. yes, my mother told me i was an accident. she was in college at the time with my father and both poor. they moved to america shortly after, leaving me in china due to financial reasons only to begrudgingly come back 4 years later to take me with them...
- early 90s - i move to america. not knowing the letter M, i point at a huge mcdonalds sign and proclaim proudly, "mommy, that 3 is sideways!" my mother tells me to stfu and stop embarrassing her...
- jan. 16, 1992 - my sister is born. my world is ruined. she is the more favored, cuter, smarter, stronger, more athletic and much more successful version of me. i am no longer allowed to eat at the dinner table...
- spring 1997 - i receive my first B. i am told to refer to my parents as mr. and mrs. wang.
- fall 2001 - i begin my first day at parkview high school. my hatred for several different races begins. namely indians, vietcongs, mexicanos, nubians, and the like.
- spring 2002 - i become 2nd chair in my school's orchestra. i am then swiftly beaten for not being first.
- summer 2004 - i receive a car.
- summer 2004, 5 minutes later - i am told to chauffeur my sister to ice skating practice.
- spring 2005 - i am accepted into the georgia institute of technology. my happiness ends.
and that is the end of part1 of my timeline. part2 will be written in the next post and continue with my collegiate failures until present day.
as you can see on the right hand side, i have created a list of things i like and things i do not like. these will be updated as i discover more things that i like/dislike. as i learn more about this blogger, hopefully i can make this a little more personal. until then, have a wonderful wednesday!
oh, btw. please comment with any ideas or suggestions on how to make this blog better. or just to tell me how beautiful i am. no seriously, i might cry if i don't get any comments. seriously...
8 comments:
hey john
i just read your little autobiography..
my parents also left me in china for 4 years...
a psychologist told me that i have issues with feeling abandoned, because i one day left my "family" in china, and met two strangers in america who claimed to be my mother and father.
traumatic... maybe.
and i had a sister that was born in 1992.
we also have a similar blog layout..
http://mx2323.blogspot.com/
(unfortunately all i have on there are some pics of an ex from a few years ago)
maybe we are brothers from different mothers.
michael xu
GL^2 better get a shout out in your collegiate time.
umm... i think you need to update your list of dislikes. you have on there not having a debit card to make purchases online.. you now have that... but you dont have money. so that's what you should say instead. haha.
where are the pictures?
start photoshopping again, please!
i can give you many phrases to do! hahha.
John you're so funny. I also think you're very beautiful. Have a nice day :)
vanessa hudgens is ultra hot.
HEHEHEHEHE I HOPE YOU UPDATE EVERYDAY.
i think you have an error....gl^2 is not underneath the "things i like" section. check it.
g is correct. you better do some updating!
HAHAHA.
I'm not saying this make you feel better about yourself or anything (although you could really use it now and then) but your blog is SOOOOOOOOOOO ENTERTAININGgggg. gee gee gee gee gee!
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