Friday, January 23, 2009

timeline [part2]...

before i begin my timeline, i thought this little factoid was also pertinent: i am slightly ignorant and racist. this is how i view the world...

also, it has come to my attention, that taiwan is not pictured. i guess whoever created the picture did not find taiwan important enough to put on here. but you can put taiwan with the motherland bc we all know that they are one and the same. :P


and now, part2 of my timeline. from my first collegiate experience to present...
  • fall 2005 - begin freshmen year at tech. find that not only are the girls here ugly, but the guys are quite queer too. hate school, hate classes, hate tech, hate life. love crc. also, find the most disgusting thing ever in the history of mankind.

    somehow, i feel the sign did not help...

  • spring 2006 - faint in the dining hall. asked by police officer if i am taking an narcotics. lunch ladies start being nice to me.

  • end of spring 2006 - gain obscene amounts of poundage and age considerably due to the
    stress and rigors of school...


  • summer 2006 - meet the GLs. who are the GLs? they are the people that would kill me if i did not write about them. my world is turned upside down. don't let their innocent faces trick you...


  • fall 2006 - make a few friends...


  • spring 2007 - hit rock bottom; just all around failing everything...


  • 2007 - more failure...


  • 2008 - i think you get the picture...


so hopefully you kinda get the gist of what my life is like. from here on out, i will write about things that happen in my life, more failures as they occur, and elaborate on my hatred for all things indian, afrikano, fat, stupid, etc.

until next time, have a fabulous friday!

5 comments:

Grace said...

that was lame. there needed to be more writing..

AND we are still not mentioned in "the things i like."

Anonymous said...

I AM NOT MENTIONED IN THE THINGS YOU LIKE EITHER FAG.

OMG THAT TOILET PICTURE MADE ME THROW UP LIKE THAT GPS PHONE TRACKER SITE.

I. HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAST NIGHT WAS THE WORST NIGHT EVER.

ANDY BARNEY HENRY AND ERIC ALL TOOK TURNS PLAYING WITH ME AND HATING ME.

Anonymous said...

PLAYING SUPER SMASH WITH ME. SUPER SMASH BROTHERS.

mikle said...

that world map is very accurate. and totally saved this post.

Jeff said...

there are no penguins in greenland, they're all in the southern hemisphere