not quite super. not quite strong. not even named john.
the unedited and completely biased tellings of the shortcomings and failures of a little chinese boy...
indians, goths at disney land, stupid people, ugly people, weird people, talkative people, clammy hands, bad skin, hairy people, boys that spend too much on girls, girls that want too much from boys, people that think they are good at basketball when they are not, people that think they are cute and funny when they are not, girls that tease, scary movies (even though i don't get scared by them...), girls that act tough and manly, immigrants, drug tests, loud typers, ugly socks, gaining 10 pounds over winter break, american idol seasons 2-7, not being born kobe, getting technicals and fouling out, randy jackson, paula abdul, raven, status quo, people invading my personal space, dropping my phone, vietnamese people, having to do work at work, blogs not updating fast enough for me to read, weeks without naruto updates, freshmen, nuts, bad spellers, zac efron, days gina is not around, losing, people not commenting on my blog, intramural refs, bad sportsmanship ratings, koreans that go to the library and take stupid pictures with their macbooks, the "enter this" questions before you can download, china, my perky nips, unemployment, twilight, when things go accordingly
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHOIAGOIGFDHSAOIHFDSA ROFLMAO GASOFIDFHDSAIOOIHSDFA YOUR FRIEND PWNED YOU ON THE LAST POST IT MADE ME ROFL.
i agree with her about everything except the SNSD and WG thing. i thought she was smart. until i read that. what is wrong with women these days? why can't they all just get surgery to look like WG or SNSD and be great looking in pictures regardless of their minimal talent?
anyway. your post quality is starting to slip. but the pepperoni pizza in the supreme box made me laugh.
THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AN ULTRA HILARIOUS POST! IT WAS JUST MEANT TO MAKE YOU CHUCKLE. AND THE PIZZA PICTURE MADE YOU LAUGH SO IT IS ALREADY A SUCCESS. NOT ALL OF MY POSTS CAN BE THE SAME. ALSO. I HATE THAT GIRL. SHE IS JUST JEALOUS SHE IS NOT AS PRETTY AS SNSD. ARGHHHHH.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHOIAGOIGFDHSAOIHFDSA
ROFLMAO GASOFIDFHDSAIOOIHSDFA YOUR FRIEND PWNED YOU ON THE LAST POST IT MADE ME ROFL.
i agree with her about everything except the SNSD and WG thing.
i thought she was smart. until i read that. what is wrong with women these days? why can't they all just get surgery to look like WG or SNSD and be great looking in pictures regardless of their minimal talent?
anyway. your post quality is starting to slip. but the pepperoni pizza in the supreme box made me laugh.
at least your friends love you john. :D.
THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AN ULTRA HILARIOUS POST! IT WAS JUST MEANT TO MAKE YOU CHUCKLE. AND THE PIZZA PICTURE MADE YOU LAUGH SO IT IS ALREADY A SUCCESS. NOT ALL OF MY POSTS CAN BE THE SAME. ALSO. I HATE THAT GIRL. SHE IS JUST JEALOUS SHE IS NOT AS PRETTY AS SNSD. ARGHHHHH.
Hi. I've been randomly stalking this blog off facebook.
Just thought I should let you know.
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