argh at my sister...

so my sister got in trouble for the first time ever today.. something about not doing her SAT practice.. as punishment she got her phone taken up and i decided to rib her a little bit as i was driving her home from the ice rink...

me: hey wendy, call mommy and tell her we're coming home. oh wait...
groundedgirl: ha ha. very funny...
me: so what happened? why'd you get your phone taken up? you just didn't do your work?
groundedgirl: yea, i was tired. mommy said i was turning into you.
me: whaaat?! what's that supposed to mean?!
groundedgirl: she said, "i thought i could trust you wendy. but you've turned lazy like your brother."
me: ads;flkj. fml. dude dude dude, i'm not laaazy.
groundedgirl: yes you are, all you do is sleep and eat my snacks and then eat more after you nap.
me: fml. ok, you win this one..

later on...

me: dude, just cuz i'm lazy doesn't make me a bad person.
groundedgirl: suure. i know about all the things you've done...
me: what things?! what are you talking about!!!
groundedgirl: just things, you knowwww

awkward silence...

me: you know i've never done drugs right? YOU SHOULD NEVER DO DRUGS. YOU SHOULD STAY IN SCHOOL. NEVER SKIP SCHOOL. NEVER BE LAZY.
groundedgirl: you did though!
me: WHAAAT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LIES. ALL LIES. WENDY DO YOU THINK I DO DRUGS? DO I LOOK LIKE A CRACKHEAD TO YOU?!
groundedgirl: no, but you look like a marijuana head to me...
me: A;DLSFKJ WHAT IS A MARIJAUANA HEAD. HOW DO I LOOK LIKE ONE, ASD;FLKJ ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!? *deep breath* *deep breath* wendy, look at me, i have never in my life done any drugs...
groundedgirl: john, i know you're lying! you always have a smirk when you lie. say that again without smirking!
me: what smirk?! .. wendy, i have nev
groundedgirl: smirk!
me: i hate you.

siigh, apparently marijuana head is what the kids call potheads nowadays...