so today is my birthday...

and surprisingly, my parents remembered, which never happens... i was super elated!

and they even bought me presents! which NEVER happens. actually, they didn't buy me anything: my cousins and aunts in china did. but i should have still known something was wrong...

so i go to dinner, and this is what i see...


playboy?! must be something crazy! actually, i got really nervous... who gets their cousin/nephew something from playboy?

little do i know...

so inside were three presents... each one... more surprising than the predecessor...

present 1.

ok ok, its a shirt. maybe its fashionable in china, i can live with that. i might never wear it, but nothing to get upset about...

present 2.

REALLY?! A PLAYBOY MAN-PURSE?! what were they thinking?! well it turns out that playboy is a name brand in china. and not in the same way it is here. and pple actually use man-bags there bc everyone carries cash. i tried to calm down and just accept it...

present 3.

seriously?! seriously?! do they think i'm gay? this was present number 3. asdf;lkj;asldf. what am i supposed to do with all this?!

i guess i'm supposed to go out for a night on the town?

and try to get picked up by the numerous gay guys in atl?

so, if you ever see me dressed like this. you will know. these were the presents i received from my cousins/aunts in china. they <3 me soo much. and clearly know me soooo well.

p.s. just so you know, my sexual orientation is still heterosexual. k, thanks.
have a terrific tuesday...