this is too funny not to post...

props to my BFF4ever for finding this!
btw, i hate raccoons. i hope you what raccoons stands for bc they are the worstest things in the world. i am too angry to post tonight. have a fabulous friday tomorrow.
hopefully i'll post this weekend.

p.s. i want earrings. should i? i know i'm getting old now, and my work people might fire me and shun me forever. but i really want some now. unfortunately, i have no earlobes. so i dont know if they would look good on me.

should i??? i would not be asking this if i had earlobes...
why does jesus hate me so?

p.p.s. i was at an asian market the other day and saw this.

really, vietnam? really. who's gonna use a fork thats all oily like that?

p.p.p.s. my work people already hate me.. how do i know this? the following conversations occurred this week.

on sametime (office chat program)
me: that's cool. :).
co-worker: don't smiley face me.
me: :(.
co-worker: those faces are not suitable for conversations between men.
me: you consider me a man?!
co-worker: *signs off

ok, the last two lines didn't happen, but you know...

bossman: hey john, i want you to look through this and update me with more current data. *hands me packet
me: but..
bossman: *walks away

:(.