i'm pretty excited about going back to china. i haven't gone back since before college started. i wanna go back and basically turn into a fob.. or into the pple on asianposes.com.. thats the site i mentioned last post. its basically about all the cutie poses that asian girls do.. so far, there's 27 of them...
peace, shh, begging, glasses, claws, pigtails, pictureframe, pleading, louder, fighting, punch callme, bang, confusion, pray, kiss, point, bigheart, pillow, surprise, daydream, hey, heart, cat, ok, salute, and thepuffyginaface...
one day, i hope to complete my own asian poses collage... so far i've only got a few.. i know i have more, but none that are worthy of being on asianposes.com... but dont worry, i'll have plenty of chances in the motherland...
gonna replace those fobby poses with fobbier poses...
on a more important note. i have this thing called google analytics. it tells me how many pple go to my blog and from where. for instance, in about the last month and a half, about 500 pple have visited from the U.S... and about 560 have visitied worldwide... of those 60 visits worldwide, i have a few from korea (south, not north korea...), taiwan, france, germany, etc..
of those 60 though, 30 have come from malaysia.. 27 from petaling jaya and 3 from kuala lumur. both of those cities happen to be very close to each other, so i tend to think its one person. one supercutiemalaysiangirl!
anyways, here are her hits for the past month.. she basically came to my site everyday even when i didn't update for a few weeks.. you can see her gradual interest in my site. first one hit, then when she had more time she was able to go through more pages and read through all of them. then gradually just went once a day to see if i updated.. on june 1st, when she didn't go to my site, i had a few hits from kuala lumpur, so she prob went out to another part of town..
what a cutie girl, my #1 fan not in the U.S...
but.. i'm a little worried, bc if you look, past june 13th.. she.. stopped coming...

where are you?!?!
of those 60 though, 30 have come from malaysia.. 27 from petaling jaya and 3 from kuala lumur. both of those cities happen to be very close to each other, so i tend to think its one person. one supercutiemalaysiangirl!
anyways, here are her hits for the past month.. she basically came to my site everyday even when i didn't update for a few weeks.. you can see her gradual interest in my site. first one hit, then when she had more time she was able to go through more pages and read through all of them. then gradually just went once a day to see if i updated.. on june 1st, when she didn't go to my site, i had a few hits from kuala lumpur, so she prob went out to another part of town..

what a cutie girl, my #1 fan not in the U.S...
but.. i'm a little worried, bc if you look, past june 13th.. she.. stopped coming...

where are you?!?!
i am loving you so much malaycutie! are you from the red light district?! i know prostitution is rampant there. if you can get by a computer, my email is superstrongjohn@gmail.com! email me!!! I WILL SAVE YOU!!! you are worrying me so hard. i hope you are ok! one email is all i neeed.
if anyone knows who this person is, please contact me.. you may be saving a life! hopefully, i'll be able to take a side trip while i'm in china to save my true love...
if anyone knows who this person is, please contact me.. you may be saving a life! hopefully, i'll be able to take a side trip while i'm in china to save my true love...
6 comments:
Don't fall into the trap, John Wang! She's a mannnn
dearest zhong.
i am your malaysian man. i have stalked you in the past because you have a body that looks like plastic. i can't stop thinking about you. the reason for the lack of visitation to your site is purely because i had to stop thinking about you. it was driving me insane. i am so thrilled, however, to know that you are worried about me. PLeASe come save me! I need you, I want you, and can't live without you.
<3 your supercutiemalaysianmanlover.
OMG JOHN!
You found your malaysian lover! And it's a MAN!!! Hahahaha :)
MAN IM HILARIOUS!!!!
you know that the "puggyginaface" is your fave and that you meant to put "cutieginapufferfishface"
what am i gonna do if you can't update your blog :( Saddness...
sooo funnay.
gina is hilarious.
but who is the most hilarious?
bahahaha!!!
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