a mundane monday...

so i've basically been sucking at life and wasting space ever since costa... nothing happened and i got no new pictures...

but i do have a couple anecdotes...

so one day i'm eating with a friend and she goes to go throw away the trash. when she comes back...
friend: john, you know how you're so shallow?
me: uhh, i have no idea what you're talking about...
friend: shut up. anyways, when i was throwing away the trash, i was thinking to myself. gosh, he's probably judging my thighs and my butt right now. he's prob thinking to himself, dang, how did she get so fat.
me: ... i'm not shallow!!!
friend: lies!

ok, so it was a lie. :P


ok, story 2. so i'm trying to find a job and i applied for this one position. even wrote a nice little coverletter and what not. here is a portion of that cover letter. see if you can find which sentence does not belong.

I feel that my work experience coupled with what I have learned at Georgia Tech make me a good match for this position. I love my sister very much. I have had a collective two years of internship experience with much experience in process improvement: identifying areas of process improvement, creating and implementing solutions for wasted movement, and also creating process maps to standardize work.

I LOVE MY SISTER VERY MUCH. REALLY. REALLY. so turns out, while i stepped out of my room, my sister decided it would be soooo funny to put her own little input into my cover letter. ARGH AT HER. this is why she is no longer in my list of things that i like section...

now, if you'll excuse me, i have to go bury her in a ditch somewhere...

also, she just made me spill coke on my laptop. fml. i did not even get to drink any. although, i wouldn't have drank it if she offered. i am ultra good dieting guy!

ok, that is all for this mundane monday. have a good one! seeu!