being asian and google failures.

today i was playing basketball with some co-workers after work and our conversations steered towards me being asian. for reference, there are only 2 asians in our office. me and this other guy who is 1/2 thai 1/2 white. the following conversation ensued:

co-worker1: who do you think is more asian? superstrongjohn or other asian guy?
co-worker2: well, it depends on what asian stereotype you want to place them under.
co-worker1: haha, this is true.
me: uhh
co-worker2: yea, i mean. the other asian guy is really smart. but i think superstrongjohn is more asian.
me: what.

WHAT IS THIS OTHER "ASIAN" AND WHY IS IT ME?!?! WHY CAN'T I BE THE SMART ONE?!?! well, i know why i am not the smart one, but that is neither here nor there. anyways, so i did the next logical step and googled "asians" to see what would come up and how they might see me. some of the pictures i will not post bc it seems that some pictures are NSFW even with "safe search" on.. sigh...

i really hope they don't think i'm crazy...

this may be true. but i dont think they know about my blog...

it would be pretty cool if they saw me as a red army ninja guy...

sadly, this is probably how the see me. maybe i should get a supersaiyan haircut one day...

while this search of "asians" gave me some decent hits, i've realized in the past few weeks or so that google has consistently been failing me. this is unacceptable. as i use google and wikipedia every day as factual references to everything, i don't even know what to believe anymore.
for instance, as you may know i am in love with shoes. and black people. so i wanted to know how black people keep their shoes so clean. that way i can be more and more like them.

nothing! the 3rd link tricked me, but it was for actual tennis players and keeping shoes clean on clay courts, etcs. zero help for me, because as we all know. if there are two sports black people do not play it is swimming and tennis. cricket is not a sport. so india.
even with that failed search, i decided to give google a 2nd chance. i realized that black people don't talk like us. they say things like "oh i see you!" instead of "good job!" so i tried another search...

while i understand the 3rd link may be a commonly asked question, it has nothing to do with my search. being the ultra persistent person that i am, i decided one last time to try again...

the 3rd link again almost worked. however it was just a shoe blog. which i will probably keep reading, but nothing on clean shoes. sadness. maybe it is time for bing.. which reminded me of this picture i saw on digg..

and this is why i don't tell my sister about my blog.
thanks for reading and have a thrilling thursday and upcoming fabulous friday!