a new era of superstrongjohn...

began last week. or maybe it was the week before. well, it began whenever i got my camera in the mail. for those of you that know me i am quite possibly the biggest camera whore in the world. and now that i have a small point and shoot that i can carry everywhere, i will be taking pictures all the time for my pleasure and enjoyment. and maybe for yours as well.

the pictures will be much more frequent aaaand of higher quality. for instance, remember my perky nips post? and how i complained about the quality of the picture and how it didn't do it justice to my nips? well, bam. no more.

just one of the added benefits to having a better camera.

so yayy for my new camera. i was so excited when it came in the mail that i rushed to the store to get a mem card. and took a picture of the first thing i could think of.

yes, i am a horrible photographer.

after that horrific picture, i went to this lovely place called..

or what i like to call, the place i want to die at.

it was my first time at this restaurant and i must say it was quite enjoyable. if you've never been there before, you should go. although, before you do. you must be sure to prepare. bc they give you a test right when you walk in the door.

seriously, this is one of the hardest tests i've ever taken.


just look how confused we are.


here are my final answers. i made a mistake in step 3.5. that was a toughie.


but its all good. i'm gonna have to say i scored a 95. my sauce wasn't that great.


diet


fail

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and that is how i spent my first day with my camera. since then i stopped taking pictures and haven't even blogged much. all i want to do these days is..

ptfo.

but no worries. my faveeee GL is coming!

let the picture taking begin.

but then, my other faveeee GL is leaving...

can we go back?

so these next few weeks will be happy and sad. but they will also be good. i will be good. for real. this new era of superstrongjohn will include 0 partying. 0 drinking. 0 going to events where people throw up on my shoes. 0 eating bad food. and 0 having bad food eaten off of me. i mean.. what?

before i leave.. a little anecdote from work..
CEO guy: hey steve, can you email me that file?
me: ...
CEO guy: steve? *walks to my cube, stares at nametag
me: ...
CEO guy: john? can you email me that file?
me: sigh, yes masta.

at first i thought steve was this guy that was going to replace me. so i freaked out. but then i found out there was another guy at our company named steve. who happened to be asian. so at least he's not replacing me... sigh, this new era of superstrongjohn still includes much failure.

how much failure? i was given one free month of netflix movies by a friend. that one month just ended last week. how many movies did i watch? 1.5 movies. that's how much fail is in my life. seriously, one month of free movies and i can only get through one and a half?!

and this failure is why i am 0-1 in my basketball league. word. more on that later. maybe.
until then, have a marvelous monday...