how to lose a job. a guide by superstrongjohn.

so apparently, i was fired on friday. i'm not sure why but it may have to do with my various transgressions at our recent work anniversary party.

apparently, taking your shirt off at work parties elicits a different response from college parties.

not really. my internship ended and i was not renewed for fulltime status. sad day.

dear all you can eat shrimp platter at work parties, you will be missed.

along with all the lovable people at work.

oh well, back to the unemployment line for me. my secondary profession of being a blogger has netted me a total of $11.51 from ad revenue. unfortunately this will not sustain my shoe buying habits. so, my birthday is coming up. if you could plz give me a job for my bday that would be great.

to make up for this free time, i've decided to add another course at state. apparently, you can add courses in the middle of the semester. who knew. so now, i'm taking statistics I and II at the same time to speed up my master's process. which is weird, bc i'm now studying chapters 2 and 8 at the same time. do you know how complicated that is?? it's like trying to train a level 90 charizard when you only have a boulder badge. impossible.

sigh, that's all i got tonight. it's been a depressing week. superstrongjohn has not felt so super lately. i'll be going to NY on thurs to visit my fave GL so i'll have a better update then. until then, stay safe and as always, stay employed.