not quite super. not quite strong. not even named john.
the unedited and completely biased tellings of the shortcomings and failures of a little chinese boy...
indians, goths at disney land, stupid people, ugly people, weird people, talkative people, clammy hands, bad skin, hairy people, boys that spend too much on girls, girls that want too much from boys, people that think they are good at basketball when they are not, people that think they are cute and funny when they are not, girls that tease, scary movies (even though i don't get scared by them...), girls that act tough and manly, immigrants, drug tests, loud typers, ugly socks, gaining 10 pounds over winter break, american idol seasons 2-7, not being born kobe, getting technicals and fouling out, randy jackson, paula abdul, raven, status quo, people invading my personal space, dropping my phone, vietnamese people, having to do work at work, blogs not updating fast enough for me to read, weeks without naruto updates, freshmen, nuts, bad spellers, zac efron, days gina is not around, losing, people not commenting on my blog, intramural refs, bad sportsmanship ratings, koreans that go to the library and take stupid pictures with their macbooks, the "enter this" questions before you can download, china, my perky nips, unemployment, twilight, when things go accordingly
sigh~ really. SO SHALLOW. and dude. andy's hand is so awkward in the glam vid. why does he hold his hand like that when he is swaying? it looks super creepy.
5 comments:
You are a nice guy! giving the ladies motivation and reward all at once!
sigh~
really. SO SHALLOW.
and dude. andy's hand is so awkward in the glam vid.
why does he hold his hand like that when he is swaying? it looks super creepy.
Johnny Dubs.. you fail. Once again. Oh and i just notice that you sound like Justin Long, the MAC dude. Hollaaaa
bc andy doesn't practice the catwalk like me. :P
but he is so true about giving ladies motivation. we are not shallow guys!
and miss malaphone, why are you so mean. :(.
lolololololo
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