dear asian parents,

dear asian parents,
can you plz not read my blog. k, thanks.

情爱的亚洲父母,
别读我的 blog. k, 谢谢.

dongyang boomohdeul,
jeh blogreul ilkji mahsehyo.

love, ssj.

sigh, somehow my mother has stumbled across my blog. not cool, whoever told her about it. not cool. i blame my lack of recent updates on that.

mother did not approve of this interracial mingling.

jk! love you mrs. wang!
but i do blame my lack of recent updates on my recent expansion of viewing audience. a month ago, i think my readers were generally asians, ages 20-25. presently, i feel my audience has greatly changed. white people have entered the realm of superstrongjohn (you can put blog in my list of things white people like along with ncaa football and asian girls). along with white people are a few black people and asian mothers.
with this new influx of readers, i don't know how to approach my new entries. i can't always blog about ncaa football and asian girls to keep the white people interested. and black people, i don't even have a list of things black people like. according to google, and "stuff black people like" its, cocoa butter, and being gangster. of which i have zero experience with. it's hard to be gangster, when your first and foremost goal in life is to complete all 27 poses of asianposes.com.

i don't know how i forgot to add this to my new years resolutions. but i am now.

can i plz finish the rest of the 27 poses?

lastly, asian mothers. if there is one stereotype that can never be pleased, it is asian mothers. in between being short and horrible at driving, asian mothers are constantly beating their children for their failures. the lady in the following picture is not my mother. but if she was she would be saying,

can you plz not fail at smiling?

on another note, its almost been a year since the inception of superstrongjohn. and i recently looked at my google analytics to see how people were getting to my site. nearly 70% of people get to my blog by simply typing in "superstrongjohn." another 11% stumble across my blog via facebook links. a few come across my blog from blogger. but the ones i'm interested in are the nearly 7% that find my blog using.. google search.
36% of those hits come from searching "superstrongjohn." understandable.
number 2 on the list was slightly surprising. coming in at 24% is "things that annoy girls".
other highlights include (with my comments in parenthesis):
paula abdul, lebron james bad skin (lol), george costanza pictures, wonder girls (understandable), acronyms annoy me, ajc child pornography faiz, asian basketball, do you have to pay to have a photo with the abercrombie model (really??), facebook what neurosis are you quz, going back to the motherland, gottagetbig pic, how does natalie tyler tran get paid, how you save your motherland from plastic (what.), indians in china (oh no!), my chinese family thinks i am stupid (i feel ya), small things people do annoy me, things that annoy me about boys (they didn't come back to my site), things that annoy me in tampa, unemployed cry all day (i feel ya too), what did lebron james do to irritate people? (think he's better than kobe), and last but not least.. zac efron -spoof (really??)

what else is new. i'm starting back school on monday. taking a class at georgia state for my masters. with my track record of steadily doing worse after level of school, i will probably be dropping out very soon.

once a panther, always a panther.

and that is all i got today. have a fabulous friday, and a wonderful weekend.