things insert_skin_color_here people like

due to my lack of a life, i am at a loss of updates on my life. instead, i've decided to add a new series into my blog. i'm sure you've seen my list of "things that i like" and "things that annoy me" on the left hand side of my blog. well, i've decided to expand that with a "things insert_skin_color_here people like."

now, you may be thinking, you're just copying the "stuff white people like" or the "stuff asian people like". to which i say false.

things > stuff.

the end.

also, i will expound upon things that multiple races like because, as a person who hangs around 99.9% asians, who else would have the expertise to dictate to you what black/white/brown/red people like? but i digress.
back to my list.

things white people like: lists.

you see it every day. top 10 ways to lose weight, top 10 movies of 2009, 100 ways to improve your sex life (just read this in cosmo, decided tips are useless if i am practicing abstinence for life), top 10 list of lists, etc. this is a surefire way for people to go to your website. for instance, www.cracked.com, aka, the site made famous by lists. i know you white people have been here. this is a staple bookmarked website for all white males stemming from their very first surfing of the interwebs. well, do you know what this site would look like without lists?

seriously, without lists, this blog would be nonexistent. and whiteys would cry. at least they'd still have david lettermen's top 10 lists every night.

i, for one, am glad for white people's love of lists. it is due to their love of lists that i have begun my installment of lists. because it goes into my second thing white people like. and why i must now cater to whiteys.

things white people like: blogs.

whiteys love their blogs and as they may soon become the majority of readers on superstrongjohn, i must cater to my newly found audience.

since infiltrating the white world, my blog hit count has increased exponentially. if exponentially means 5 more hits/day. 1 of them being my mom. so really 4. but seriously, white people LOVE blogs. more than any other race. every famous blog has been started by a white person. perez hilton. julie and julia. that's the extent of my blog knowledge. so 2/2 = 100%. extrapolate that to the 490823582305 blogs in the world. which comes out to 490823582304 (don't forget, i'm asian) blogs run by white people. trust me. i'm a soon-to-be master of statistics.

honestly, yellow people stopped blogging as soon as xanga went the way of myspace. all the white people are like, what's xanga??? well, xanga is the asian equivalent of livejournal. where pubescent boys and girls write about being emo and hating their mothers and how life is unfair.

and black people. do black people even blog? it's on my list of things black people never do. along with swimming, tanning, and skateboarding. although, i may have to scratch skateboarding off that list ever since skinny jeans came into play as it has since become cool for blacks to start channeling tony hawk.

brownies? well, i know nothing about brownies except they study really hard to become doctors and spelling bee champions. so they probably don't have time to read blogs, let alone start one.

and that is how i have come to the conclusion that white people love blogs more than any other race.

and lastly, my last "thing" for today.

things yellow people like: not smiling during pictures.

i've briefly talked about this during my recent trip to china over the summer. but never had too much photographic evidence of it. well, my uncle and aunt recently came to visit america. and they uploaded their pictures on my computer. horrible idea. because i went through them. and this is what i found.

can

i

plz

go back to china?

haha, i love my uncle. he's the bestest. but yes, asians, as much as they love taking pictures and buying expensive SLR cameras, hate actually being in the pictures. i don't know why. maybe its because cameras are racist.

that's all i got today. hope everyone had a wonderful weekend. thanks for joining my facebook fan page. special thanks to the randos that i don't know that come read my blog! i see you on my facebook fanpage! weeee. until next time, stay safe and as always, never tell your coworkers about your personal life. it never ends well.