two top buns.

my intended schedule most days is work. workout. eat. play ball. sleep. that usually fails. most days the workout is just erased all together. other days it is just work. sleep. eat. sleep.
today, i went to work and on the way to the gym i decided i was ultra hungry. so i went to mcdonalds to get two of the best sandwiches ever invented: mcchicken w/ no mayo and double cheeseburger. i took my sandwiches and drove to gym, eating along the way.
now, usually i eat my double cheese first and then mcchicken second. but today i decided to get a little wild and eat the mcchicken first while watering that down with my double cheese. i devour my mcchicken and as i pick up the double cheese, i notice it feels weird. but i chalk it up to my screwing with my routine eating order (which i am never doing again. mcchicken first, double cheese second. always. forever.).
anyways i take a bite and bam. it hits me. something is wrong. somebody has effed with my burger. so i look at it. and this is what i see.

TWO TOP BUNS.

wtf mcdonalds man. how do you give me two top buns?! this destroys the entire equilibrium of the sandwich!!! now, i know its hard to see, but this is no lie. i was given two top buns on my double cheese this afternoon. now, the top bun is not nearly as smooth as the bottom bun and so when eaten, it is rather rough and coarse against your tongue. completely destroying the euphoria of devouring a double cheese. argh.
and now, somewhere out there, somebody is having to eat a double cheese with two bottom buns. while maybe? more orally satisfying, it must be completely visually devastating. can you imagine what a sandwich with two bottom buns looks like? i can. wrong. that is all i have to say about that.

what a horrific day. on top of that. i walk to the gym and begin working out and what do i see on the bench rack?

WHO STACKS WEIGHTS LIKE THIS?!

seriously, are you an OCD girl that has never worked out before?! 45s go with 45s, 35s go with 35s, etc. none of this cone balancing crap. gosh, newbies should have their own practice workout room or something.
anyways, i did about 3 exercises and left. if you must know, mcdonalds is not the best pre-workout food. it makes me sleepy. so i drove home without finishing any of my errands (haircut and gift-buying, if you must know). sigh at me. hopefully tomorrow will be a more productive day.
and that is all for today. until next time, have a thrilling thursday...

p.s. i came up with my next youtube video idea. get P-U-M-P-ed.